Merlot, Tails of a Wuppy!

February 15, 2015

AGHHHH the things my dry noses do to me!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 10:44 am

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August 4, 2014

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 12:22 pm

Winters the place for snugglin under blankies

November 5, 2013

Happiness is……

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 12:40 am

When your basket is fwesh out of the dryers

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October 21, 2013

Merlot’s guide to waking up dry noses and still be cutes. Methods Ones!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 2:20 pm

Merlot's guide to waking dry noses and still be cutes. Methods Ones

Steps Ones:  Don’ts be too early’s cos it won’ts works, so right whens you thinks it’s breakfasts times, wait 2 more minutes.

Steps Twos: Get really close to your dry nose, almost touching noses, unless you ate’s a smoked roo tail yesterdays and have butt breath. You see’s dry noses don’ts apweeceates fine foods likes roo tails and the fall outs. I nevers knows whys they gives them’s too me’s but I sures do loves thems!

Steps Threes: Waits, you can’s says a softs “grr’s” but only softs, I likes to snort’s too but’s the dry noses don’t likes it this close to their faces. Can you believes how fussys they is??

Step Paws: As soon as you see’s one of your dry noses eyes opening give them a kiss on the nose. You may gives two kisses but not more than thats cos dry noses don’t like to get a wets nose.

Steps Fives: Rub your nose with your paws, this is by fars the bestest weapon’s in cuteness a wuppy can have!! Makes sures they sees it thoughs!!

Steps Sixes: If your dry nose has not gotten up you needs to repeats the pwocesses!!

Steps Sevens: As soon as you’s see’s your dry nose move, go for the body slam and then bound off the bed!! This makes they really wake up, as soon as they gets out of beds you needs to follows thems to the loo and sit in fronts of them and nudge thems so they forgives yous for jumping on thems!

Your dry nose should be up and about now so you will achieve keeping a high levels of cutes and getting your breakfast quicker!

Much loves
Merlot

My next installments in this series will teach you’s how to steal pillows and wake your dry nose whilst keepings cutes!!

September 5, 2013

Mums a Nikon Geek

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 12:26 am

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July 31, 2013

I has a cwicks in mys neck

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 12:54 am

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Oops!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 12:52 am

I gets so caught ups in my Facebooks posts I forgets my real page! I nots forgets you alls!!

June 18, 2013

I want Oscars Law!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 1:39 am

I want Oscars Law

May 30, 2013

The things I puts up withs!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 6:44 pm

The things I puts up withs!

May 28, 2013

I is normals!

Filed under: wuppy — Dee @ 10:28 pm

Cos I snuggles under my blankie keeping snugly whiles waitings for a bitta I-scweem forms daddy!

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